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18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 4
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
so far: 6

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
So far: 7

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 8

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 10

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

So far: 12
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 13

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far:14

[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day

14 total. i guess that means i amn't a complete idiot.

1:rob a bank

2:hit your mom

3:blow up a car

4:drink and drive

5:kill a cop

6:try to beat up a shark

7:jump into a alligators mouth

8:steal a car

9:hit your landlord

10:kill your five top friends

1. 18 or lower means you're not stupid.
   
   [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
   [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
   [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
   [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
   [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
   So far: 3
   [ ] You have ran into a tree.
   [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
   [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
   [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
   [x] You just tried to sing them.
   so far: 4
   
   [ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
   [ ] You have choked on your own spit.
   [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
   [ ] Your hair is blonde.
   [x] People have called you slow.
   So far: 5

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ x] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 6

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[x ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 8

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far: 9
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 10

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far:12

[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day.