Jim Howard
Picking your Nose During Church
-Picking your nose is a dirty habit that you should get out of right away. But let's face it, every so often we have to "clean house." There are some places that are okay to do it in, such as in the privacy of your own home or in your car. But you shouldn't do it in public where you can be seen, especially in church. People will most likely laugh at you and call you booger picker or something. If you must pick, don't wipe it on the pew. There is nothing more disgusting then running your hand along the pew and there's a booger. Be sure to use your left hand only so that your right hand will be booger free to shake hands and greet people. My advice is after church pick your nose. Also, remember to stick with the yellow gold not the green gold. The green gold is worth nothing. Also, if you see someone picking, be sure to remember which hand they are using and be sure not to shake that hand EVER.