Listen I found these on the internet Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[b]popitangel54 wrote:[/b] [quote]Listen I found these on the internet Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple.Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.[/quote] HAHAHAHA hilarous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: Yeah, i think they are cute, if they are used right, And only if they are from A [u]GUY[/u] I haven't gotten any yet, lol:)

Post edited by: Cheecha, at: 2007/06/29 12:55

[color=#A7A7A7][/color]And they all seem to use the same lame ones ! Wouldn t it be great if a law was made agaist them ??!! We wish !! lol B)

[color=#A7A7A7][/color]I love it !! Almost died laughing !! :laugh:

pick up lines are easy. you go to a club, tap a girl on the shoulder and ask, "may i have this dance, miss?" and be all polite. It works three out of four times. OH NO!! A GUY! KILL HIM!!!