Yeah, this one guy in my neighborhood kept bugging me, saying that i should date him. i told him i have standards, and that i didn't want to date him, or anybody else till God showed me i would marry him one day. he just wouldn't leave me alone! i was thinking to myself 'TAKE A HINT DUDE! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!' but i said the funniest thing insead. i said. "sorry, i'm engaged." he kinda looked at me blankly, then was like 'huh?' so i repeated myself and he puffed up like a frog with gas and said "where is he? i want to talk to him." so to apease my sick pleaseure of tricking this guy, i said "sorry, he lives in Japan. i'm going to meet him when i'm twenty. its an arranged marrige, and he will send people to pick my up when i am of age." that kinda stopped him for a second. but then the little two timer said "well, what he dont know wont hurt him. we can still date, just dont tell him. ok?" i told him that he has spies to watch me every where i go, then refered to the new neighbors that just moved in. that made him back off. hasn't asked me out since! :laugh:

LOL!! i can so come up with some tthing like that but not with a straight face i always crack up i can't even do eye staring contest