CJ is my 11 year old female cousin and W is my 3 year old male cousin. I was over at my uncle's house for Thanksgiving dinner yesterday. We were outside talking and CJ started picking at me a little bit. She enjoys playing rough with me and wrestling, bodyslam... She was hitting me, and I responded by putting her in a headlock. W saw what was going on and he came over and started hitting me. So unfair. As soon as I grabbed him and was about to bodyslam him onto the trampoline, my uncle's dog came at me and started barking and pulling at my pants legs. I grabbed W with one hand to just hold him still and started petting the dog with the other. W wouldn't stop because he thought I was trying to hurt CJ. W's mom had to come in and get him away because we all thought the dog was going to hurt me. He didn't though. That was a close call. The moral of the story: Never beat up kids in the presence of dogs.

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