A young, naive girl went to college. In one of her classes, she met two funny men. One funny man moved away, and the other one didn't, and ended up taking another class with the naive girl. The funny man and the naive girl became good friends, "buddies", if you will. The funny man found the naive girl on facebook, and continued their friendship. One day, the funny man made a funny post: to the blonde with freckles, thank you for showing up in my dreams again, but if it's only in my dreams, this relationship must end. The naive girl laughed at the funny man. After their final class together, the funny man told the naive girl that he wanted to hit up their teacher (a woman only a few years younger than the funny man) on facebook. Their teacher, a blonde woman with freckles, and suddenly everything made horribly clear sense to the naive girl. And her brain, overwhelmed by the strangeness of the thought, died. The end. The moral? Don't tell people you dream about your teacher, and then tell your friends you're gonna hit them up on facebook. DX

lolol. *awkward turtle*