I dislike these stupid little chain bulletins on MySpace. The following is a bulletin that I found in my bulletin box from one of my friends. I strongly disagree with about 90% of this. Tell me what you think. **The only editing I did to this was spelling and spacing.** [quote] [b]TITLE:[/b]How To Make A Girl Smile [b]BODY:[/b] 1.Don't hug her friends or your friends that are girls because she'll feel left out. Hold her hand, even if its just for a second. 3.Hug her from behind. 4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5. Wrestle with her. 6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you. You might not realize how badly it hurts her. 7.If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her. Let her know she' yours and they aren't. 8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi", and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls 9. Introduce her to your friends as your girlfriend. 10. Play with her hair. 11. Pick her up 12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it. 13. Make her laugh. If you can make her laugh you can make her do anything. 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. 15. If she's mad at you, kiss her. 16. If you care about her, then tell her. 17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: (1)a stuffed anima(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep) (2)Jewelry (she'll treasure it forever (3)And one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed) 18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone 19. Look her in the eyes and smile 20. Hang out with her on weekends 21. Kiss her in the rain 22. Kiss her just for the heck of it 23. If you're listening to music let her listen too. 24. Remember her birthday and get her something. Even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. That means all the world to HER. It's the thought that counts. 25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy) 26. Always call her when you say you will. It may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don't care, so call even if you can only talk for a minute. 27. Give her what she wants 28. Recognize the small things. They usually mean the most. 29. Tell her shes beautiful. 30. Hang out with her whenever you are free and you should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time. 31. If u care about her, then SHOW her! Guys repost this if u would do it. Girls repost this if u think its sweet. If you don't then you'll have trouble with your loved one [/quote]

[b]NinjaUnicorn wrote:[/b] [quote] [b] 1.Don't hug her friends or your friends that are girls because she'll feel left out.[/b] Oh yeah, hugging her friends isn't wrong it's just that she'll feel left out... How stupid. [b]3.Hug her from behind.[/b] I wouldn't want people randomy coming up behind me and hugging me! [b]4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.[/b] I don't know about the rest of you, but I seriously can't spend 10 minutes every morning listening to voicemails. [b]5. Wrestle with her.[/b] And while we're at that, let's set up a boxing ring. We'll call it "Boxing With My Special Friend" and charge admission. [b]6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you. You might not realize how badly it hurts her.[/b] There's a reason it's called an ex. [b]7.If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her. Let her know she' yours and they aren't.[/b] What? Aren't guys allowed to have friends that are girls without their girlfriend getting jealous? [b]10. Play with her hair.[/b] Personally, I don't want some guy messing with my hair all the time. [b]11. Pick her up[/b] I do not enjoy being man handled, Thank you. [b]13. Make her laugh. If you can make her laugh you can make her do anything.[b] Really? There are some guys that can make me laugh but they still can't make me do a lot of other things. [b]15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.[/b] THIS WILL WORK ON YOUR BEST FRIEND TOO! TRY IT!! [b]17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: (1)a stuffed anima(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep) (2)Jewelry (she'll treasure it forever (3)And one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed)[/b] If I had a boyfriend, he wouldn't be required to shower me in gifts. It isn't even close to being about gifts. [b]19. Look her in the eyes and smile.[/b] What difference does this make? My friends and I look at eachother and smile sometimes... So what?! [b]20. Hang out with her on weekends[/b] I spend my weekends with family. [b]21. Kiss her in the rain[/b] *rolls eyes* What is the big deal about kissing in the rain?! [b]22. Kiss her just for the heck of it[/b] I'm sure a lot of guys would take that oppertunity with a lot of girls. That just isn't right. [b]25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy)[/b] *sarcastic voice* Okay, let's just lie our way through everything so she can be happy! [b]27. Give her what she wants[/b] What if what she wants goes against what the Bible says? Would you still give it to her? [b]29. Tell her shes beautiful.[/b] Duh! [b]30. Hang out with her whenever you are free and you should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time.[/b] *sarcastic voice* Yes, because family no longer matters when you are dating someone. [b]31. If u care about her, then SHOW her![/b] IF you care about her? Isn't that why you're with her?! [/quote]

[b]NinjaUnicorn wrote:[/b] [quote][b]NinjaUnicorn wrote:[/b] [quote] [b] 1.Don't hug her friends or your friends that are girls because she'll feel left out.[/b] Oh yeah, hugging her friends isn't wrong it's just that she'll feel left out... How stupid. [color=#800080]Chyeah[/color] [b]3.Hug her from behind.[/b] I wouldn't want people randomy coming up behind me and hugging me! [color=#800080]You took the words right out of my mouth[/color] [b]4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.[/b] I don't know about the rest of you, but I seriously can't spend 10 minutes every morning listening to voicemails. [b]5. Wrestle with her.[/b] And while we're at that, let's set up a boxing ring. We'll call it "Boxing With My Special Friend" and charge admission. [b]6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you. You might not realize how badly it hurts her.[/b] There's a reason it's called an ex. [b]7.If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her. Let her know she' yours and they aren't.[/b] What? Aren't guys allowed to have friends that are girls without their girlfriend getting jealous? [b]10. Play with her hair.[/b] Personally, I don't want some guy messing with my hair all the time. [color=#800080]I actually wouldnt reall care about the whole playing with hair thing, but i wear mine up most of the time, so wahtever [/color] [b]11. Pick her up[/b] I do not enjoy being man handled, Thank you.:laugh: [b]13. Make her laugh. If you can make her laugh you can make her do anything.[b] Really? There are some guys that can make me laugh but they still can't make me do a lot of other things. [color=#800080]hehe... same here[/color] [b]15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.[/b] THIS WILL WORK ON YOUR BEST FRIEND TOO! TRY IT!![color=#800080] Well maybe if she is mad at you, she doesnt wanna kiss you cuz she is gonna break up with you. Ever think of THAT idiodic has-nothing-to-do-with-their-life-except-write-things-like-this-person who wrote this!! [/color] [b]17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: (1)a stuffed anima(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep) (2)Jewelry (she'll treasure it forever (3)And one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed)[/b] If I had a boyfriend, he wouldn't be required to shower me in gifts. It isn't even close to being about gifts. [color=#800080]I stopped sleeping with stuffed animals around 8[/color] [b]19. Look her in the eyes and smile.[/b] What difference does this make? My friends and I look at eachother and smile sometimes... So what?![color=#800080]Yeah me too... but we usually just start cracking up when we do that[/color] [b]20. Hang out with her on weekends[/b] I spend my weekends with family. [b]21. Kiss her in the rain[/b] *rolls eyes* What is the big deal about kissing in the rain?! [b]22. Kiss her just for the heck of it[/b] I'm sure a lot of guys would take that oppertunity with a lot of girls. That just isn't right. [color=#800080]By the time he gets to Tip #22, she will have already thought that he is a freak. he doesnt need to do this one too[/color] [b]25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy)[/b] *sarcastic voice* Okay, let's just lie our way through everything so she can be happy! [b]27. Give her what she wants[/b] What if what she wants goes against what the Bible says? Would you still give it to her? [color=#800080]ooooo...burnage[/color] [b]29. Tell her shes beautiful.[/b] Duh! [b]30. Hang out with her whenever you are free and you should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time.[/b] *sarcastic voice* Yes, because family no longer matters when you are dating someone. [b]31. If u care about her, then SHOW her![/b] IF you care about her? Isn't that why you're with her?! [/quote][/quote]

That was funny, Hollie. You have some good points...

My favorite part was when you said "I would bite his mouth until it bleeds!" :laugh:

[b] lil_rush wrote[/b] [quote] 15. If she's mad at you, kiss her. -I'll bite his mouth until it bleeds ... 19. Look her in the eyes and smile - awh, how cute... ... 21. Kiss her in the rain -I'll slap him 22. Kiss her just for the heck of it -I'll knee him ... 25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy) - ... because I truly do love being lied to. 26. Always call her when you say you will. It may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don't care, so call even if you can only talk for a minute. - "Oh my goodness, Johnnie is being a normal boy and didn't call back when he said he would. I didn't expect that to happen at all..." [/quote] Wow. That's all there is to say about that. Just, wow.

oh my gosh, Kezia... ROFL! The girl I'm on the phone with right now is like "What is WRONG with you?!"

Well you only half did the job Hollie, I thought that I'd finish it for you. Don't we make a good team? :D You should have told her that you just got hit by awesomeness

I should have. That was probably the funniest thing I saw all day.

Glad I could make you laugh :)