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A Football joke

MattBob-SquarePants

19 year(s) ago

A man running late is trying to find his seat at the Super Bowl when he sees an empty seat in the third row, right on the 50 yard line. He goes down to check it down, and sees a man in a Colts jersey next to the empty seat. He asks the man if anyone is sitting there. The man tells him no. The guy says "I can't believe anyone would have a Super Bowl ticket and not use it, or at least sell it!" "Actually," the seated man explains, "It was my wife's ticket. She passed away. This is the first time we haven't been to the Super Bowl together since we got married in 1978." The man says "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you have found someone else to go? A friend? brother? Even a neighbor?" The guy shook his head slowly and said "No. They're all at the funeral." GO COLTS! :)

Post edited by: MattBob_SquarePants, at: 2007/01/26 22:38

Staticstellarhawk

19 year(s) ago

:woohoo: :blink: :laugh: :laugh: hahaha! that is hilarious! no. ~*~GO BEARS~*~ !!!!!!

Bre14

19 year(s) ago

Thats so funny:woohoo: Colts have to win the superbowl!!!!

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