OKay, I just read this like probably two minutes ago. It's really good!!! One day a six-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: "Tommy, do you see the tree outside?" Tommy: "Yes." Teacher: "Tommy, do you see the grass outside?" Tommy: Yes. Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. Tommy: OKay. (He returns a few minutes later.) Yes, I saw the sky. Teacher: Did you see God up there? Tommy: No. Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? Tommy: Yes. Little Girl: Tommy do you see the grass outside? Tommy: Yessss! Little girl: Did you see the sky? Tommy: Yesssss! Little girl: Tommy, do you see the teacher? Tommy: Yes. Little girl: DO you see her brain? Tommy: No. Little girl: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one! After that, the dialogue was followed by 2 Corinthians 5:7-For we walk by faith, not by sight. I think this was such an awesome e-mail, I couldn't pass up the chance to share it with everyone. Tell me what you guys think about it!

I've read that one before..It's my fav! She taught that teacher a little bit of something called "seeing isn't always beliving" lol

thats neat

That was HILARIOUS!!!!

i have one too: there was this girl and she went to sunday school, but she always fell asleep when the teacher was talking. so one day the teacher asked "who is the Creator of this universe?" the girl was asleep still and a boy behind her poked her in the butt with his pencil. she immediately woke up and said "God Almighty!" the teacher said "yes thats correct" and the girl fell back to sleep. so later the teacher asked the girl "who is our Savior?" the boy poked again and she woke up and said "the Lord Jesus Christ!" the teacher said "very good" and the girl fell back to sleep. the teacher once again asks her "what did eve say to adam after they had their 23rd baby?" the boy poked again and the girl said (excuse the language) "if you stick that damn thing in me one more time, ill snap it in half!" the teacher fainted:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I've heard a similar version of the one in the first post.

True "wisdom" in the, uncluttered, faith of a child, love it!